One Hour of Conversation, compiled by Lauren Roberts
2.10.09 10:02 pm to 11:02 pm
Ok, alright well let me know, I’ll block off some time
Is she talking Valentine’s plans?
Sam L. called becca his girlf today…what!
It was so awkward and I think he wanted to take it back
I’ll talk to you soon ok?
Aww he’s sick! I feel so bad
What was he talking to you about?
Randomness, V-day? Jerk
He slept for seven hours
Now I don’t feel bad anymore , he’s really good at making me not paranoid, its like he knows, alright lets watch our movie I’m excited yay!
Can I…..use your nail polish?
Fuck you Blackstone I have black nails!
So what is this movie? Oh George Clooney is in it I can tolerate this
12 hours of hilarious adventures with one hilarious twist….oh my that sounds exciting
Hold on I have to pee
What? Nothing
You should text him, Oh my god I don’t have to because he’s calling me!
He didn’t eat, he just sort of sat there
He was like I don’t think you really like him and I was like well I think that you are dumb
Well he has point
Greene sent me a text back
Can I borrow some shorts or something?
Oh man this is gonna be glorious, sitting on my ass eating Chinese food
Lauren your watch gave me luck
It is all me!
They were asking me about my background
This was at goldman?
No this was something else
But how can my background be helpful
I wonder if they were looking at my watch and being like this bitch is wearing a cartier watch, she’s a liar!
Where’s this from? New Number One
China Inn…..they’re like the same place
Holy Shit, if you asked me, this would be my dream….GOLDMAN!
Man I hope I had daughters
If you’re smart and you’re a girl you’re golden
I mean you run the risk of getting pregnant but whatevs
You deserve it, you worked your ass off
You can’t complain to anyone about it
I’ve talked to Bryce a little bit about it
Where are you with Mckinsey? Did Dasha?
She has no fat on her body
I had to pretend that I didn’t know
I’ve gotten a lot of rejections, I got turned down for Citi
Where would you want to go? Blackstone?
What about the other Goldman Job
I really want to vomit! Why? Chipotle? Yeah
Mmm, as opposed to typical investment banking, which is a client based thing
Hey baby,
Yeah, I’m just doing some work, I miss you too, No.
How’s your work coming? Haha I know he’s an asshole
Anyway, we’re having a celebration for Shannon right now….watching chick flicks….yeah well you owe me, ok I love you, I’ll call you before I go to sleep
Bryce. Chris, I don’t know. Lauren are you doing work? Sort of…..I think you guys will like this, why? I’ll read it to you when I’m done
It’s just weird I don’t have an appetite, we’ll fix that when we go to Audrey on Friday, Laur will you get the wine? Yeah sure.
Guys, I’m going to have money! Yay!
I told Nate is that ok? Yeah because then he’ll tell Eric! Suck on that!
So I meant to say overlook but I said overlick! It became the running joke of the night
So I was like laughing, it was horrible, oh Ellen! I will maybe have time to do you now, that’s’ what she said
I had so much coffee today I was shaking, remind me to do that
Oh Shit is this the new big love I can’t watch it! Oh no!!!!!
Just put it on something and I’ll do it
Oh wait here she it
Which would you prefer wide screen or full screen
You would or you wouldn’t?
Why is my email not coming through
Why is your face not coming through
Is it on the thing you’re reading?
What the hey are you talking about
I think this remote is broken, batteries are in the freezer yeah?
Oh enter? Yessss
Come on, boondock saints
I’ve never seen it, uggh so good
The two guys are Irish and gorgeous, I’m in love with them
I’m going to wash my hands so I can do my nails
COMUS! Milton, I hate this, I don’t feel like writing a paper on Milton right now…..I’d prefer not to, Ah Bartleby! Ah Humanity! Or is it the other way around? F this.
What are you doing? What I’m just doing a poem! I hate you
Awesome, I feel very bright and colorful, should I text Adam Byrnes?
One Fine Day you look at me…..
Awww yay movie
Oh we have a wide screen TV, definitely widescreen
Must be so vindicating, to show how smart you really are
You’re basically at the point, like, Goldman is like Harvard Law
Very surreal feeling, I know this is just for a summer internship but I still have a major sense of accomplishment
This is why I have gotten A’s since Kindergarten
Most people who are smart like you will get an offer for like life
This song is annoying me! Oh sorry
This is an awkward text
Aww, get yourself a damn drink….Levick come on! He’s so cute!
Did he say I do need it?
Oh he is cute, who is that?
I’ve been on the circle line
I knew you were going to do that color, you don’t have the balls to do the other
HOLY SHIT I HAVE AN OFFER FROM GOLDMAN SACHS
Haha so 90s
Guys who are good dads are so hot
You have the same haircut
Ah he’s so cute
Do not beat your child with a broom
Dude I have an offer at Goldman Sachs
Why doesn’t she have to go to school?
Useless
Why would you ever promise that? You don’t know when the boat is leaving?
He’s so cute
Things that don’t happen in real life: these situations
For you saying the word derived? She’s obviously retarded
Pink? Weird
The nanny is taking Angela to mommy and me haha oh NYC housewives
This is such a spring color I don’t know if I want it
Why does she have fish? It’s the class fish
Things that don’t work: that
What?
Is 4 inches too high? Which ones are you looking at?
Which ones the banana republic ones?
Well I mean are you going to wear them?
My booties are about that highh
Kids are going to make her drop it
You’ve never seen this movie before?
I’ve never even heard of it
He’s the most poorly behaved child ever
Why does he have a remote control car is his backpack
